We have a winner! James gets in first with a combination of vague memories and Google. The text in question is the lyrics to Grandad – the #1 hit from 1971 sung by Clive Dunn.

For reasons I’m not prepared to explain, it popped up via the Winamp shuffle button at work this morning and I decided to post it here. I took out the giveaway chorus to make it a little trickier.

Congratulations James, you’ve won…absolutely nothing.